I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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