But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I skipped work to stalk him.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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