She's JV to your varsity
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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