I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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