I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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