if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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