He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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