I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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