HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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