I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the day after is always just damage control
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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