And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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