But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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