So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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