i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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