I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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