I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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