Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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