butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
