Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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