maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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