i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize
