I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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