Pappa wants mamma naked
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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