I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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