so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My vagina is very pro this idea
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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