I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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