your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
