just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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