Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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