I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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