Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
