Just fell off a train. Bad.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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