Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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