fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Randomize
