i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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