I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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