once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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