it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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