susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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