That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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