I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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