is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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