I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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