Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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