The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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