I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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