i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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