yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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