id be glad to
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Help. Why am I so naked?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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