This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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