we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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