i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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