Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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