just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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