Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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